100% Pure Unicorn Snot Glitter Gel
100% PURE UNICORN SNOT GLITTER GEL
Ethically sourced from a free-ranging herd of rare North African Unicorns, this 100% pure Unicorn Snot contains no additives and is 100% cruelty free.
Unicorn trackers trek for days to find the herd of Unicorn, and once found, the trackers blow pepper in the air... and then they wait. As soon as the trackers see the signs of an impending sneeze, they ready themselves with a specially designed snot-catcher (kind of like a net but without holes) and jump in front of the Unicorns at just the right time.
Depending on the sex of the unicorn, the snot will either be Silver (from a male) or Pink (from a female).
Bottled on site to seal in the magicalness, this 50 gm tub of Unicorn Snot can be used for decoration and adornment of the body, to cast spells, as an aphrodisiac, and much, much more. It's magical properties are unique to the North African Unicorn, and as they are constantly hunted and very rare, this could be your last chance to get your hands on this magical substance.
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