Basically Dead Birthday Candle

BASICALLY DEAD BIRTHDAY CANDLE

Your old bones ache like they never have before, and you really can't handle the hangover life anymore. You're so old now, you're basically dead. 

This candle is the perfect adornment for your birthday cake! It looks like a gravestone, which is probably indicative of how you'll feel the morning after eating all that cake and drinking all that liquor. After all, what is a birthday if not a funeral for your youth?

So stuff it, grow old disgracefully and poke a bit of fun at yourself or your loved ones. 

FEATURES

• For when you're feeling really old
• RIP to your youth
• Great gag for your birthday celebration 

SPECIFICATIONS

• Measurements: 9 x 7 x 2.5 cms