Crabs Adjust Humidity

Crabs Adjust Humidity

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*Vol. 1

Love Cards Against Humanity, but even with the official expansions find yourself playing the same cards over and over again? Enter Crabs Adjust Humidity, a crappy little third-party, unofficial, unauthorized expansion card set that blends seamlessly with the original game and adds 112 morally-questionable new cards to play. Don't buy this if you don't have the original game: it's useless without it. Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC and is completely unaffiliated with this game or its publisher.

*Vol. 2

Stalin is often quoted as saying that "quantity has a quality all its own." We here at Vampire Squid Cards agree with that sentiment--as least as far as it applies to kittens, beer and exposed genitalia. Also, cards. Prepare to get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2. We've dug deep into our therapist's notes and angsty, forgotten Live Journal blogs to bring you another 112 inappropriately-worded cards that-were you to play them in public-would probably get you put on a list of some kind. You really need Cards Against Humanity to use this. So go buy it. Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC and is completely unaffiliated with this game or its publisher.

*Vol. 3

History doesn't have a great record when it comes to third editions. Notable examples of how things go wrong include The Hangover Part III, the Third Reich and my mother's third child, Stephen. Despite all that, with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Three we're yet again casting aside our filthy metaphorical undergarments in order to expose the twisted, glistening undersides of our damaged psyches. That's right, we've brought you another 112 cards so ill-advised, acting them out could get you thrown in federal prison. Just like Stephen. Don't try to play this without Cards Against Humanity. It won't work. Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC and is completely unaffiliated with this game or its publisher.

*Vol. 4

Volume Four of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity. 

"Who are you? Where am I?" - Ronald Reagan 

Comedy isn't easy. In fact, studies have proven that it's the most difficult and challenging of all human endeavors. It takes experienced, trained professionals to produce the kind of high-potency, refined humor that generates sustained, clean-burning laughter without unpleasant side-effects. 

The result of months of dedicated research and extensive animal testing, Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Four is comprised of 112 cards representing the very pinnacle of tasteless, juvenile humor. 

Volume: One, Two, Three, Four

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