CRIME SCENE ADHESIVE BANDAGES
Picture the scene, a 147 year old lady named Ethel wandering down the road at the pace of an asthmatic ant. Lumbering past like a drunken King Kong is the notorious neighbourhood thug, Lil Pudgy, and he’s got danger in his eyes. Fearing the worst, Ethel pulls out her loaded semiautomatic Glock 17. Lil Pudgy gets quite the shock from this and promptly falls down a manhole.
I don’t know how often such a scenario happens but a Crime Scene Adhesive Bandage would cover his booboos and alert police to the seriousness of the situation all at once. They’re the perfect first aid for children, police, and criminals with a guilty conscience.
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We will happily provide you with a free return, replacement or refund if your product is faulty, incorrect, not as described or damaged within 100 days of purchase. This doesn't happen very often, but mistakes do happen. Just contact us and we’ll sort something out straight away. We'll apologise profusely and advise you on how to send the item back to us; usually this will be by Australia Post REPLY PAID (at our expense).