INFLATE-A-DATE SELF-INFLATING INFLATABLE BLOW-UP BOYFRIEND
Do you have a friend who's showing all the symptoms of a sickness no person wants to suffer from... the sickness of LONELINESS?
Is she blubbering constantly and contemplating the purchase of multiple cats?
Are there tears and whining and wine, oh so much wine?
Well, we have the solution to all of their problems: Inflate-a-Date! Simply direct them to punch and then shake the bag (a great way for them to release their tensions and frustrations) and out bursts a rather good looking man who:
a) won't talk;
b) won't fart or whine;
c) won't cheat;
d) won't leave your friend for someone else; and
e ) won't die unexpectedly.
The only maintenance he requires is a little inflation now and then (but what man doesn't? Ego, hello!) and when your friend is done with him, they can simply dump him in the bin.
SO. SATISFYING.
So do the thing your pathetic single friends can't do for themselves and get them a date: Inflate-a-Date!*
*Not anatomically correct. Sorry, but they're not that kind of blow-up doll.
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