Inflate-a-Date Inflatable Girlfriend

INFLATE-A-DATE SELF-INFLATING INFLATABLE BLOW-UP GIRLFRIEND


Do you have a friend who's showing all the symptoms of a sickness no person wants to suffer from... the sickness of LONELINESS?

Is he grinding or tindering or scruffing his way to an early grave?

Are there tears and whining and wine, oh so much wine?

Well, we have the solution to all of their problems: Inflate-a-Date! Simply direct them to punch and then shake the bag (a great way for them to release their tensions and frustrations) and out bursts a rather good looking woman who:

a) won't talk;
b) won't complain or whine;
c) won't cheat;
d) won't leave your friend for someone else; and
e ) won't die unexpectedly.

The only maintenance she requires is a little inflation now and then (but what woman doesn't? Attitude, hello!) and when your friend is done with her, they can simply dump her in the bin.

SO. SATISFYING.

So do the thing your pathetic single friends can't do for themselves and get them a date: Inflate-a-Date!*

*Not anatomically correct. Sorry, but they're not that kind of blow-up doll.

 

FEATURES

• Permanent slim figure
• Excellent rack
• They'll just sit and look good, forever
• When you're sick of them, dump them with zero repercussions
• Can be re-inflated if they deflate

SPECIFICATIONS

• Measurements: 10(L) x 5(W) x 24.5(H) cms
• Material: What dreams are made of
• Care instructions: Store in a cool, dry place & avoid direct sunlight
• Contains no harmful ingredients - 100% dishonesty-free