MAGICAL UNICORN ADHESIVE BANDAGES
To my darling child with your scrapes and your grazes
Those cuts on your elbow must hurt like the blazes.
The bruise you got from that stray ball at hockey
Looks like it was drawn with a Chisel Tip Sharpie
And we especially can’t forget your wounded knee
That you got the day you fell out of that tree.
But don’t you worry, my precious buttercup
I’ve got some magic here that’ll fix you right up
These plasters may look normal (but don’t be dismayed)
There’s a mystical might within this band-aid.
So don’t you worry, just swallow your fears
These plasters contain magic Unicorn healing tears!
FEATURES
SPECIFICATIONS
Returns Policy
We will happily provide you with a free return, replacement or refund if your product is faulty, incorrect, not as described or damaged within 100 days of purchase. This doesn't happen very often, but mistakes do happen. Just contact us and we’ll sort something out straight away. We'll apologise profusely and advise you on how to send the item back to us; usually this will be by Australia Post REPLY PAID (at our expense).