PROCRASTINATION PENCILS
Procrastination is a fine art, a way of being comprising skills honed over many years. These skills can include, but are not limited to: coffee drinking, list making, couch warming, Netflix binging, plan boasting, dog and cat patting, excuse giving, pain feigning and illness fabricating.
For the procrastinator in your life, they need a writing implement suitably signed to reflect their state of mind, and we have just the lead for their pencil: Procrastination Pencils.
These pencils feature praise-worthy procrastination phrases including:
You can't possibly work in an untidy room
A to-do list, you need a to do list!
Hmmm... what's for lunch?
Go on, take me for a doodle!
You probably need another coffee
Just chew on me and look thoughtful for a bit
They'll just adore doodling, writing lists and doing other procrastinator things with these pencils. Just don't expect your friend to use them to actually get something done.
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We will happily provide you with a free return, replacement or refund if your product is faulty, incorrect, not as described or damaged within 100 days of purchase. This doesn't happen very often, but mistakes do happen. Just contact us and we’ll sort something out straight away. We'll apologise profusely and advise you on how to send the item back to us; usually this will be by Australia Post REPLY PAID (at our expense).