SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT ADHESIVE BANDAGES
There aint’ no burn like an Elizabethan burn. The Bard’s beat downs will take the sting out of any injury you may have by distracting you with his mean mouthed mutterings. Paper cut on your little finger? That doesn’t hurt nearly as much as William telling you that “Thy wit’s as thick as Tewksbury mustard.” Ouch! That’s gotta hurt.
Includes insults such as:
“Thy breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.”
“Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats.”
“Do thou amend thy face, and I’ll amend my life.”
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