THE BOOK OF WHAT NOT TO SAY
Do you have a friend who suffers from a severe case of Foot-in-Mouth? Or maybe you are that friend to your friends. You speak before you think and before you know it you’ve got your foot in your mouth and someone else's foot up your ass.
We are here to help.
The Book of What Not To Say is exactly what it sounds like - collection of things you absolutely shouldn't say, categorised into situations for ease of navigation. Got a wife? Here's what not to say to her. Got a job interview? We've got what not to say there, too. It's the ultimate guide to keeping offensive things hidden deep inside.
This book also includes the Top Ten Things You Should Never Say To Anyone Ever, because some things are just better left unsaid. Full stop.
This book is the proven cure for Foot-in-Mouth, a hilarious compendium of the verbal diarrhoea we never want to hear.
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