Because Dads aren't as funny as they think they are.
What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in Crap Dad Jokes. Following hot on the humorous heels of Portico's Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad you'll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day. Because he's worth it.Returns
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