"She really thought I was going to propose! And then she opened it, saw the coal, and punched me in the face... and then she cried... YOLO! Totally worth it!" - Darren, newly single
""Maybe next year Debbie from Accounting will buy her own f*cking pens. Definitely a Kris Kringle win!" - Alicia, newly unemployed
Joque Cóal is a piece of coal (yes, actual coal) impeccably packaged in a gift box with silver leaf embossing, the whole shebang cleverly crafted to resemble a high end gift.
The (un)lucky recipient will be impressed with the elegant, designer look of their gift box, eagerly lifting the lid on what they’ll expect to be something thoughtful, expensive and altogether not a piece of coal.
And there, nestled in delicate silver tissue will be a primo piece of flammable black rock, the stuff of stocking-filler legend, accompanied by a Certificate of Authenticity confirming its Vegan, Gluten-free, Cruelty-free and Ethically-sourced status.
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'Think You're About To Get Engaged But It's Just A Piece of Coal LOL' Designer Ring Box |
This is haute hoodwinkery; high-end tomfoolery; gag gifting for only the most discerning and ballsy of Christmas tricksters.
Exclusive to Yellow Octopus and available NOW, Joque Cóal is sure to be the hottest prank pressie of the silly season.
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Returns Policy
We will happily provide you with a free return, replacement or refund if your product is faulty, incorrect, not as described or damaged within 100 days of purchase. This doesn't happen very often, but mistakes do happen. Just contact us and we’ll sort something out straight away. We'll apologise profusely and advise you on how to send the item back to us; usually this will be by Australia Post REPLY PAID (at our expense).