German Shepherd Party Mask

GERMAN SHEPHERD PARTY MASK

Who wouldn't want to be a dog? Their lives consist of walking, eating, sleeping, shitting/peeing anywhere and just generally living their lives according to what suits them. Unlike humans with all their stupid rules, dogs do what they want, when they want. Well, now you can too with the German Shepherd Party Mask!

Simply slip this latex mask over your head and you're instantly transformed into a rather good looking German Shepherd, and you can enjoy all the benefits of existing in this world as Man's Best Friend.

Things you can get away with now that you're a dog include:

• humping legs
• peeing on trees, fire hydrants, walls, flowers & grass
• barking at, jumping onto, chasing, & licking strangers
• sniffing crotches and bums
• eating anyone's food at any time
• licking your own genitals
• eating things off the ground
• biting children

and I am sure you will agree there are many, many more advantages we have not listed that you will be able to take advantage of.

Get yourself a German Shepherd Party Mask, throw off the restrictive social norms you've been shackled with and live the doggone perfect life you've always dreamed of living!

FEATURES

• Very realistic latex dog mask
• Plastic eyes & erect ears
• Lifelike teeth, mouth and tongue detail
• See through the nose holes
• Breath through the mouth hole

SPECIFICATIONS

• Dimensions: 30 (L) x 30 (W) x 40 (H) cms
• Material: Latex / plastic