MARITAL BLISS CHOCOLATE
A healthy marriage consists of love, support, trust and an equal playing field. Doesn’t it? Fair and reasonable dividing preferences based on movie choices and never taking over half of the bed blanket. Chocolate is a whole different bonbon ball game. When it comes to confectionery treats, shouldn’t we live by the mantra ‘happy wife; happy life’. You may be part of a balanced partnership but in matters of the stomach, love shows no mercy and neither will your appetite. Women take the lead on this one, sorry boys! This marriage equality chocolate bar claims we are 50/50 in rights and responsibilities but your personal ball and chain is only allocated enough to suffice one mouthful. It’s the way the world ought to be!
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Returns Policy
We will happily provide you with a free return, replacement or refund if your product is faulty, incorrect, not as described or damaged within 100 days of purchase. This doesn't happen very often, but mistakes do happen. Just contact us and we’ll sort something out straight away. We'll apologise profusely and advise you on how to send the item back to us; usually this will be by Australia Post REPLY PAID (at our expense).