The Baby Owner's Manual
THE BABY OWNER'S MANUAL – PAPERBACK BOOK FOR NEW PARENTS
You have no problem changing the oil of your Mazda MX5, re-wiring a broken kettle or even setting the time on your microwave, and now the real challenge begins. The world’s greatest marvel of organic engineering, the newborn baby, is about to enter your life. No need to stress this manual has step-by-step instructions on troubleshooting and first-year maintenance (no need for oil changes, the baby rejects unwanted fluids at a steady and constant rate).
Written to appeal to technical minds and first-time parents with a sense of humour, this book really does contain everything you need to know about keeping your young one alive for its first year of life. How do you swaddle a newborn? What are the best methods for the service provider to breast feed? How often should the baby visit a doctor for servicing? All these and heaps more questions are answered within.
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